I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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