I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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