i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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