That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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