I feel like abortions should bother me more
Slut skills are useful in every country.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
This couple is walking their pig around campus
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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