New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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