Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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