I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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