it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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