The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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