Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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