dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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