its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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