a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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