He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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