I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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