Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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