Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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