i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
