she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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