Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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