Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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