found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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