Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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