Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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