i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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