Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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