I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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