Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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