i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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