I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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