Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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