did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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