New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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