Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Mom said you looked used
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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