i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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