i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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