I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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