My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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