Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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