try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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