And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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