i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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