What a fucking waste of an outfit
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
