i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
