my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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