I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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