we have officially lost it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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