1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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