brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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